You’re likely leaving money in your customers’ inboxes because your emails are easy to ignore. I write for brands that want actual revenue, not just higher open rates. Let’s talk.
THE WORK
I care about your bottom line
Most writers are ‘creative types’ who love metaphors. I’m a business person who happens to write. I don’t care about awards or flowery prose. I care about extracting the smart stuff from your head and turning it into a tool that helps you win.
We work in sprints because you’re busy and I don’t like wasting time. No endless email chains or vague feedback loops. You get clean, sharp work that sounds like you on your best day, minus the jargon. Basically, it’s your voice, but professionalized.
The Truth
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The Ad Trap
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The Cold List
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The Noise
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The Gap
Relying on Zuck for every lead is basically gambling with your margin. When costs go up, you lose. Every time.
If you only email when you need a sale, you’re just a solicitor. They’ll stop listening. It’s that simple.
Your customers have a short memory. If you aren’t in their inbox with value, they’ll find someone who is.
You’re sitting on a goldmine of people who said ‘yes’ to hearing from you. Why are you ignoring them?
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I assumed a ghostwriter would make me sound like a corporate robot or a hype-man. I was wrong. These guys took my messy notes and turned them into emails that actually sound like me—just smarter. No fluff, just logic. Revenue is up, and I haven’t touched a keyboard once.
Julian Marx, Founder
REAL
Let’s talk
Fast
Send me a link to your current site or a rough draft. I’ll tell you if I can help you.
The Plan
No sales pitch. I’ll look at your data and give you three things I’d change immediately to stop the bleed.
Book it
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